Who needs to dress up like the Karate Kid when you are already a Natural Born Killer!

He used to be such a docile little thing. Then his killer instinct kicked in.

It started with his brother but quickly escalated into something much more...

He stalked poor camel and ambushed her in broad daylight...

Auntie Gannon never stood a chance..

He honed his lethal skills on everyday items found around the house...Toilet paper...

And even his own toys!

Oh Ice Age Happy Meal figurines!!! Not you too?

I asked Albert what he was going to do on Halloween while I was gone. His response, "I could tell you but then I would have to kill you." Point made, buddy. Point made.

The Mighty Hunter: Tale of the White Rat

Albert: Oh you silly rat, you. You have found your way into my kingdom and now you must die!

I will show you no mercy, you flea infested, furry rodent.

All attempts at escape are in vain.

You think I do not see you hiding under this table?

Victory will be mine...

Prepare to die!

And with the white rats torturous death, the kingdom was safe once again.
P.S. Zoom in on the last pic for some fierce nose licking on Albert's part.

Crazy Bert and his Feather Dance

Crazy Face 1

Crazy Face 2

Why Albert's Mom is Really Annoying

Look inside for your Go Go Gadget Power Ring!

Elvis(mouth full of cardboard): Ah dunt needth teh toy. Teh boxth ith fine.

An Afternoon With Albert

Messy cat. He obvioulsy takes after his mom.

The Reward for Being Such Good Helpers

Mom: Elvis, I have a present for you!

Mom: Close your eyes...3..2..1..OPEN!!!


Elvis: Man o man o man. Is that a mouse? A tasty, furry, yummy, jumping mouse...

Elvis: Oh boy, it is, it is...
Mom: (throws mouse across living room)

Elvis: Gotcha.