Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Albert vs. The Toilet Paper


I was sitting in the dining room all quiet like on Tuesday when I heard Albert dragging something out of the bathroom. Thinking he had knocked over the little garbage can again I got up to investigate.


Suprise! Little Albert had dragged the new pack of toilet paper from under the sink and was steadily making his way into the living room. I assumed that's where the fearsome attack was to take place.


Not one to share his spoils, Albert made quick work of shooing Elvis away and settled in for the long paper eating haul.


I tried to put the camera down and act like a real cat mom. Honest. It's just, after he made this face, I was laughing so hard. I figured this photo in particular would make up for the swiss cheese like toilet paper I would be using for the next few weeks.

I guess he showed that roll who's boss.


Look at his mandibles of death. If he were a boa constrictor I am pretty sure that four pack of TP would be residing in his intestines instead of locked in the hall closet.




12 comments:

Karen said...

What is it with toilet paper?! I swear Laurie sent the kittens home with us with clear instructions "Your mission should you choose to accept is to DESTROY all of the toilet paper in your new home!"

I have only just got Hester into the habit of not destroying the WHOLE role of toilet paper in less than 2 seconds.

Nini said...

Hahahaha Fear the Mighty TP Destroyer!

When guests wonder about the unusual pattern of our TP, I usually call it "lace-paper" (toothmade at home, not in China!)

Marlene said...

Albert's fierce face is hilarious! I don't blame you at all for laughing instead of taking it away from him.

I'm fortunate in that my pair only destroy toilet paper rolls that I give them (you know, the ones with a few sheets left on it). They leave the rest of the toilet paper alone!

Q was the same way... toilet paper did not interest him. Phew! dodge that bullet 3 times over :)

s said...

Albert is so brave to tackle the TP monster for you!

Barbara B. said...

Thanks for a good laugh first thing this morning. That's a wonderful sequence of pictures.

Hyacinth said...

Behold Albert! The mighty hunter! Saved his mom and brother from the fearsome toilet-paper! Good job Albert, just don't show my kitties this trick :)

Patti said...

In all my years of being owned by a cat, I have NEVER seen such a thing!!! He is a silly, silly boy.

kelley said...

Thanks for the great photos of Albert...he sure showed that TP who the boss is! Makes me grateful my two just ingnore it...

AnnF said...

That gang of fierce toilet paper rolls has been Vanquished!

You may express your gratitude through treats.

Ailurophile said...

Ha Ha. Albert is so cute and funny. Love his facial expressions. And loved the way how you chronicled his adventure. Really nice blog. Enjoyed watching your pretty kitties :)

Julia said...

This is so cute! They have sure grown from IBKs!

ChangingCourseAgain said...

Thanks for the great comments everyone. Albert sure knows how to put on a show!

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