I got new camera stuff and the new picture card is having some issues. We have all three heads together trying to solve this issue. It goes a little something like this:
Mom:GRRRRRRRRRRR. Why won't this stupid thing connect. Stop telling me to Restart.AHHHHHH!!!!!(Shakes computer and calls it many unkind and unflattering names. May insult computer's mother...especially heinous as it is Mother's Day...)
Albert:Maybe the computer doesn't like being called names.
Elvis:Yeah, why don't you cuddle it and give it smooches.
Mom:Umm..I don't think that will work.
Elvis:How do you know? Have you tried it?
Mom: No. And I'm not going to either.
Albert and Elvis: DO IT!!!DO IT!!!How will you know it doesn't work until you try it. PLEASEEEEE!!!!
Mom(sighing):OK. Kisses computer and hugs it to chest.Looks up immediately when she hears two snickering kittens.
Elvis(between laughing spasms):Oh man. I can't believe she really did it. HEHEHEH! She actually hugged it. HAHAHHAH!
Albert:I heheheh know hehehe! She heheh is hehhe so hehehe gullible heheheh.!
Mom:All right you two. Out of the dining room. You're not helping this situation AT ALL.
5 comments:
oh gosh, I can totally see Albert and Elvis doing that. AND you know the computer was snickering at you as well.
Wishing you best of luck with the whole new camera/computer interface thing :)
I feel your pain! Kittens do love to play rotten tricks on their human friends.
hee hee - two typical little boys - great story!
Silly boys :) Very funny though...sorry Cori, but I was snickering as well as I was reading :)
Hope your technical issues got resolved...may I suggest a kick instead of cuddles? Sometimes computers need a bit of tough love :)
Cori, I know it is frusTRATing. (English accent, that.) When I have technical issues, I swear so loudly and with such duration my cat leaves the room. When I am done, he returns with a look that shames me.
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