Mom: What's that around your mouth? Is that wine? Were you in mommy's wine?Let me smell your breath. ARE YOU DRUNK?
Elvis: (rolls eyes) Mom, I'm not old enough to drink. Obvioulsy I am growing a manly cat-stache. I hear the ladies love a little facial hair, and boy do I love the ladies.Mom: Umm, your entire face is covered in fur. What's the point?
Elvis: (sighs) You wouldn't understand.
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A manly cat-stache? What a big boy. Or, what a sweet little baby who thinks he's a very big boy. In any event, he is one smooth character. Very photogenic, too. Does he see James Bond when he looks in the mirror?
Now, remember, you need to shave and use deodorant so that the lady cats will like you...
(And yes, I am also named Cori.)
So funny Cori. I woke up from a nap and saw that "I" had commented. For a split second I thought I had been sleep blogging. A very surreal experience. :) There can never be too many Cori's in the world.
Ive said before but Mr Elvis here is one lovely lovely cat!!
Sampling wine at such a young age, he's bound to grow up into a real sophisti-cat.
My late cat, Muddle, was partial to a morsel of cheese followed by a fingertip of good red wine, and she was a wonderful cat.
May Elvis follow in her pawsteps!
Well Cori.. I have just gone through "Kitty Diary" and they are a fantistic duo. The "boys" will keep you totally entertained. I see they have captured your heart and they have captured mine what next is around the corner?? they are to cute.
Nothing, I repeat *nothing* can look as innocent as a stripey kitty. My Lilliane can open her big green eyes and just ooze innocence -- with cat food crumbs on her whiskers as she jumps down from the counter!
Its a very manly cat stache at that. I still want smoosh my face in the belleh floof...it must be done!!
How hilarious!!! You just know he's a happy drunk!!! I love that face!!!!
Patti in KY
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